demon:i possessed you
me:get the fuck out
demon:damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me:shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
2 weeks ago
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russianmetero:

i am typing with russian accent

(via ohkward)

2 weeks ago
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lzbth:

this is my favourite i cannot pu t it into words poor ian

lzbth:

this is my favourite i cannot pu t it into words poor ian

(Source: cousteu, via vi-talogy)

4 months ago
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captainvatican:

I’m seriously the best friend you can ever have and this is proof.

captainvatican:

I’m seriously the best friend you can ever have and this is proof.

(Source: bdnocampo, via ohkward)

2 weeks ago
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janecrocker:

janecrocker:

i will always laugh so fucking hard at the urbandictionary entry for “fo shizzle my nizzle”

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(Source: bromoyed, via ohkward)

2 weeks ago
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talking about the “drunk scenes”

(Source: mishasteaparty, via blameitonthesilence)

2 weeks ago
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